Now that Canna Provisions Director of Cultivation, Greg “Chemdog” Krzanowski is releasing his first legal crop of top shelf craft cannabis flower line – Smash Hits – there’s only one thing left to do – learn about the strains.
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DEAD HOT STRAWBERRIES
Labor intense creative pursuits and long-tail heavy body effects protocol: ACTIVATED. Translation – this cross of Strawberry OG and Tropicanna Cookies F1 means you’ve got a flavor rich flower that brings all the elements of its parents together in exactly the manner you’d hope for. After the aromas and chipper bud structure pull you in, consumption brings a gorgeous cross of fast energy and creative moxie in the front of the hight with body calming physical effects that keep your mind sharp and quick as your body is set firmly in the clouds. Daytime cannabis at its delicious best.
FAMILY HISTORY: Strawberry OG x Tropicanna Cookies F1
PALATE: Sour fuel and citrus dessert topped with strawberries consumed near a drag race strip.
EFFECT: Fast energy and creative moxie in the front of the height with body calming physical effects that keep your mind sharp and quick as your body is set firmly in the clouds.
TERPENES: 0.88%. TOP: b-Myrcene, d-Limonene, linalool, a-Humulene
Billowy-dense popcorn nugs in the eighth I bought. Good dried-strawberries-being-reanimated scent with distant guava and gas on the nose, and a general hot sour gas and old cheesecake flavor to the smoke the whole way through (heavier on the sour gas).
White as snow ash for me, and a high that was light and effervescent, led me to a nice zen morning of stretching and live music streaming. Body effects hung around for a while particularly in tight areas of my hips that seemed to loosen up, which was a novel bonus. Add the jug of midnight-skies coffee along with the entire experience and you’ve got a big thumbs up here for this trial.
“I would say probably 85% of the stuff out there [called Chemdog] isn’t really what it’s labeled. They’re just throwing a label on it to sell it. A lot of the strains, I can take one smell and know this isn’t it. They just use the name.
I don’t want to mention names, but there are a few well-known celebrity brands out there right now claiming to sell Chemdog, and it’s just not Chemdog.” – Chemdog speaking to Cannabis & Tech Today’s Spring 2021 issue available here.
It’s a great time to be thinking about Chemdog in general. Sure, New York just legalized marijuana, but did you see how Chemdog’s 3 Dog Giesel – exclusively being released exclusively at Canna Provisions, is a Strain of the Month for Northeast Leaf Magazine?
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