Now that Canna Provisions Director of Cultivation, Greg “Chemdog” Krzanowski is releasing his first legal crop of top shelf craft cannabis flower line – Smash Hits – there’s only one thing left to do – learn about the strains.
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Chemdog has brought another winning line of genetics to the Smash Hits world. Depending on how the different phenos turn out, breeders are known to find pink/purple tones that yield the fried dough and light spice flavors, with the more green dominant phenos having the classic fruit basket flavor. Overall though, this strain regularly wins fans thanks to its supreme good-vibes effects, indica-dominant relaxation, and its particular genetic lineage. But with the guiding hand of Chemdog coaxing Wilson! Zero to its fullest potential, you may just have to move this straight to the “new classics” category.
FAMILY HISTORY: (Banana OG x Papaya #3) x Tropicanna Cookies F1
PALATE: A light summery fruit salad of blood oranges, overripe bananas, and fresh peaches dusted with dough and spice.
EFFECT: Deep satisfying body and mind relaxation that blankets the body from the top of the head down to the toes.
TERPENES: 0.45%. TOP: d-Limonene, linalool, a-Humulene, b-Pinene
“My experience was incredibly citrusy. The effects were wild… I walked out of my apartment and all the colors were very vivid and I had to look at the person next to me and say ‘is it me or is everything very vibrant right now?’ They said it was just me, which made sense considering I was the only one of us who was high. But even for me, being colorblind, I could tell something was different about all the shades I was seeing. The relaxation part came next, good enough for calming thoughts but nothing that put me to sleep. Great flavor, great taste, great experience.” – Josh D.
“I would say probably 85% of the stuff out there [called Chemdog] isn’t really what it’s labeled. They’re just throwing a label on it to sell it. A lot of the strains, I can take one smell and know this isn’t it. They just use the name.
I don’t want to mention names, but there are a few well-known celebrity brands out there right now claiming to sell Chemdog, and it’s just not Chemdog.” – Chemdog speaking to Cannabis & Tech Today’s Spring 2021 issue available here.
It’s a great time to be thinking about Chemdog in general. Sure, New York just legalized marijuana, but did you see how Chemdog’s 3 Dog Giesel – exclusively being released exclusively at Canna Provisions, is a Strain of the Month for Northeast Leaf Magazine?
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