Now that Canna Provisions Director of Cultivation, Greg “Chemdog” Krzanowski is releasing his first legal crop of top shelf craft cannabis flower line – Smash Hits – there’s only one thing left to do – learn about the strains.
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Taking something like Chem D and crossing it with GSC was a winner by itself. But that resulting cross – GMO – and crossing it with Mint Chocolate Chip yields sugar and walnut tasting deliciousness that is kissed with mint on the exhale of this smooth and flavorful strain. Wonka Bars is one for those that like the classic weighted-blanket body high of its indica lineage with all the energetic pop needed to keep you off the couch if needed but perfectly at home on it if so chosen. A treat among treats.
FAMILY HISTORY: GMO (Chem D x GSC) x Mint Chocolate Chip
PALATE: Almond and herbs meets a whisper of menthol all wrapped up with sweet rainbow candy notes and a chocolate flavor to the smoke.
EFFECT: Creative and focused uplift with a quick total-body-euphoria high that seems to reach your bones.
TERPENES: 0.90%. TOP: b-Caryophyllene, d-Limonene, b-Myrcene, linool
Wow! I think that is the word with this strain, WOW! Let me start by saying so far, any Smash Hits product I have tried, their effects line up with our description of the product. The first time I smoked Wonka Bars I could not stop staring at the bud itself. It kind of looked like candy to me. I was really astonished on how great it looked! Upon, a few puffs of a J it was time for lift off Houston! I was to the moon with euphoria and was incredibly motivated to walk back in my apartment and get things done, which I did. Not until about 90 minutes in did I start to feel the relaxation takeover which was very nice and made me ready for bed. The second time I smoked it, I was like ‘okay do not go crazy cleaning or anything, just go sit in the recliner and chill and see what happens.’ So, I did, and let me just say that this is where the great description comes in, because this strain really is perfect for getting off the couch, or being locked into it if you so choose. I was absolutely chilling watching baseball and felt so at peace with nothing but positive thoughts. In short, Wonka Bars is straight fire and should be perfect for any casual consumer.
“I would say probably 85% of the stuff out there [called Chemdog] isn’t really what it’s labeled. They’re just throwing a label on it to sell it. A lot of the strains, I can take one smell and know this isn’t it. They just use the name.
I don’t want to mention names, but there are a few well-known celebrity brands out there right now claiming to sell Chemdog, and it’s just not Chemdog.” – Chemdog speaking to Cannabis & Tech Today’s Spring 2021 issue available here.
It’s a great time to be thinking about Chemdog in general. Sure, New York just legalized marijuana, but did you see how Chemdog’s 3 Dog Giesel – exclusively being released exclusively at Canna Provisions, is a Strain of the Month for Northeast Leaf Magazine?
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